Posted on Friday, June 10, 2011
in Letters to the World
Dear Hipster Girl,
We’re going to play a little game. It’s called Guess Which Decade. After polling over 100 Americans, the results were:
1990s – 2010s: 0%
What the hell are you wearing: 97%
Yup, 97% of people would rather disregard the question and ask, ‘What the hell are you wearing?’ than provide an answer. Statistically, this represents the opinion of over 300.7 million Americans.
I wish I could legally show your pixie haircut, because nothing is sexier than hooking up with a drunk guy when he constantly pulls away to ask, “Are you sure you’re not a dude?”