IMPORTANT PSA FOR CHILDREN

Gun safety begins with YOU. Here at the Anti Children-n’-Guns Society we have a simple message:

Don’t shoot yourself in the foot.

But this can mean different things, so we’ll translate:

When your parents say this what they mean is, “We work too hard in unhappy jobs with a miserable middle-aged boss named Tad to watch you piss away our money.”

When we say it what we mean is, “Don’t take a gun, point it onto your stylish open-toe shoe and look like a damn Plaxico Burress.”

Love,
Will