Posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2011
in Letters to the World
ANGRY BIRDS WEST HOLLYWOOD:
On August 2, 2011, West Hollywood Police responded to a neighborhood complaint of “angry birds” at the corner of Vista Grande and Hilldale.
Upset their friends were imprisoned by several local pigs, these angry birds were led by a small red robin. Launching themselves from a giant slingshot, the birds repeatedly rammed themselves into local structures in an effort to free their friends.
When this proved ineffective, several triangular canaries were called in. Bluebirds were next, but when they struck three local homes at the same time, residents became concerned and called police.
Later in the evening, several birds miraculously converted themselves into bombs, while chickens laid eggs above the pig pens. These proved devastating to the pigs, and it was only toward the later stages of the evening that their structures crumbled from the assault.
PICTURED: Local resident Gregory Michael’s car was the unwitting victim beneath the birds ‘ slingshot.