Posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Dear The United Nations,
Sometimes I feel like if I could get in there and do your job, the world would be a better place.
Like, with Israel and Palestine I would offer one of them the chance to have their own autonomous state in Argentina. Literally cut a chunk of Argentina (don’t worry, Argentina’s cheap) and stick Israel or Palestine inside. Tell me, would you be pissed about losing your homeland, or whatever nonsense, while you washed back a delicious grass-fed filet with a Malbec? I say nay.
For India and Pakistan, actually, this one is funny to everyone in America, because we can’t actually tell the difference between the two countries. All I know is that India is the country where Bin Laden was not, and Pakistan is the country where Bin Laden was. Now tell me, if nobody else knows the difference between you, why are you fighting?