Dear Depressed People,

STOP. Do not look at this picture. It might look like an ordinary piece of art from the back of a seaman’s closet, but it is best if you look away.

Okay, now that the depressed people aren’t looking, CHECK THIS OUT.

It is basically a guide on how to hang yourself with European style.
Can you say cool? I can. And once I’m done saying that, I’m going to tie myself a Spanish noose.

And then I’m going to research that sex game where teenagers asphyxiate themselves – to see if it started with sailors.

Then I’m going to make the noose designed for bowling.

What’s your favorite noose? Mine is the one at the bottom that kills Twins.

Love,
Will