How To Be A Man

Whether you are one already or not, everyone could use a refresher on the finer points of carrying a Y-chromosome.

Transportation: A real man has transportation. That transportation includes a trunk. Think of the trunk as your man cave on wheels.
(Bonus Points: Tailgate, 4×4, Calvin and Hobbes Sticker)

Drink: Liquor. But only the following: Bourbon, Whisky, Scotch

Eats: Beef Jerky. Really any jerky will do, but beef tends to do a better job amping up the testosterone and scaring girls away… before they come back to procreate.

Activities: Something that gets you moving but still allows you to drink your bourbon and eat your jerky. Try bowling. Only men bowl.

Other Advice: A real man showers twice a week, stains his underarms with sweat and hates Al-Qaeda.

That’s it – can you feel the testosterone coursing through your veins ? I can.