Bed & Breakfast Log – Day One

Your inn is fabulous!
We had a wonderful time!
THE HOOKERS

What… the… hell kind of move is that? You’ve ruined a perfectly good page from the guestbook.

Did anyone else sign with their jobs? I didn’t see “THE ENGINEERS” or “THE RETIRED TEACHERS.” Did you?

It’s not like you left a name and number to drum up business from the sexually frustrated 70-something bed and breakfast set.

What compelled you to do this?

Oh, your last name is Hooker.

Make that a little more clear next time.

Love,
Will