Posted on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
in Letters to the World
Bed & Breakfast Log – Day One
Your inn is fabulous!
We had a wonderful time!
What… the… hell kind of move is that? You’ve ruined a perfectly good page from the guestbook.
Did anyone else sign with their jobs? I didn’t see “THE ENGINEERS” or “THE RETIRED TEACHERS.” Did you?
It’s not like you left a name and number to drum up business from the sexually frustrated 70-something bed and breakfast set.
What compelled you to do this?
Oh, your last name is Hooker.
Make that a little more clear next time.